Demonic Voice: IT IS THE BROODWICH!!!...Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in Hell’s half-acre, baked by Beezlebub, slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forced into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman, cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow, layered with six-hundred and sixty-six separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.
Master Shake: I Tasted Mustard..
Demonic Voice: Yeah...DIJON mustard!
Master Shake: Well...how come no bacon?
Demonic Voice: Bacon is extra!
Master Shake: Wha, you call this a sandwich you don't have bacon on it?!
Demonic Voice: There are no swine evil enough to be sacrificed upon a bed of evil...and lettuce.....BED OF EVIL AND LETTUCE!
Master Shake: but i will say this ...bacon aside this is the best damn sandwich ive ever had in my life